If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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