At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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