Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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