i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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