Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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