I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Pappa wants mamma naked
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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