During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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