Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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