But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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