He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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