I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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