Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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