We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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