No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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