I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
