her facebook's as public as her vagina
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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