Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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