If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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