I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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