Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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