Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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