We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
cat food counts as protein by the way
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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