he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
