The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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