So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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