I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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