Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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