come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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