Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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