dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
3pm strippers are depressing
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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