Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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