but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Randomize
