Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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