he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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