your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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