I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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