so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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