How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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