WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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