How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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