A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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