They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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