if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Congratulations! We have a period
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