Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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