Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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