How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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