Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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