Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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