just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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