Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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