Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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