I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Your tits are I can't wait for
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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