: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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