you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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