I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Randomize
