You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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