Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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