no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am full of burrito and curiosity
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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